A Reet Good Thrapp'n

A visit from the deep south of Yorkshire by Jas & Sue to the sun kissed slag heaps and steelworks of the north east.

Saturday 24th July

Around midday the first of the expected phonecalls was received, although this was not the "we're lost somewhere" but the old yorkshire favorite "we're stoppin' for cup o' tea".
Sometime later and without further ado the intrepid pair make their appearance in cloudy Durham, Jas on his VFR and Sue on her Hornet.
Following the traditional tea/coffee and doorstep butties we decided to take them for a short ride round some of Weardale.
Out via Lanchester and Consett and onto the A68 to Corbridge. from there to Alston and then back down Weardale to home.
On the A68 we are in sunshine, but back west of it towards Crook we're under cloud again and the temperature drops.
Back in Durham we go out for a couple of pints then back to the house do the usual beer and food routine, to which we must say a big ta very much to Lindsey for cooking such a yummy tea.

Sunday 25th July

By mid morning we're all up, fed and ready to go. It's still cloudy over the east but we don't care cos we're off north west to Keilder.
We've decided this was a must-do ride, neither Jas or Sue has been up here before so they are in for a treat.
As predicted we soon ride out of the cloud. We go north on the A1 then pick up the A696 at Newcastle. Lindsey leads the way, with Jas in hot pursuit and Sue and I bringing up the rear. From the tail end it's an impressive sight watching those three lunatics arcing their way across the empty moor roads at speeds that may, or may not officer, have exceeded 60mph.
I of course had my manservant, Squallar, walk in front of my machine carrying the obligitory red flag so as not to scare the horses.
Shortly after the A696 joined the A68 we stopped at a cafe for tea and sticky buns. Thus fortified we return to the road and give the bikes a reet good thrappin' up to Carter Bar on the Scottish border.
As usual there is a man in a skirt strangling a haggis at the border, but, that aside, it's a great place to stop to admire the view before plunging into Scotland.
Almost immediatly we turn onto the ever so sexy A6088. Jas and I soon f off into the twists amd turns wearing huge grins until we pass through the very so pretty Bonchester Bridge and I realise we've missed the turn for the A6357.
With horror we realise the girls are now far far ahead. There is only one available course of action, Squallar is summarily dismissed, his red flag shredded and the proverbial large hand applied to the throttle.
This is no bad thing, the A6357 is a stotter...
Later at the Keilder Visitors Centre as we scoff lunch plans are made for the remainder of the day. First a look round the castle (small) then we decide to call in at an interesting looking penninsula. The dirt track leading there becomes trials course and my name is mud for a while.
Back on terra firma the fun continues and off we go, haring off down the twisties towards Hexham. Once there we eventually find an open petrol station thus proving that Hornets can do 126 miles on a tankfull if severly thrashed for only part of the way.
From here it was back to cloudy Durham and then, for Sue and Jas, the long haul back down south to the land of high density traffic.

Hope you enjoyed ...